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HOW old are you?

I once told my dad, "Now I know why you've lived such a clean life! You're older than dirt!"

He laughed.

What's your story?

Posted by MrsDK (8461 total points) about June 28, 2011 in Relationships & Family - 745 views - 14 total answers. Status: closed. - Report

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    My Mum used to say: "You're a year older than your teeth... " Mmmm, makes me wonder... What if you no longer have any...??

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by Linda (5335 total points) - Report
  • If I were a tree I'd have to count my rings!

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by tuxcladcat (5369 total points) - Report
    • mzrpl
      mzrpl My ex is counting her rings, too. I wish I could get them back!
      June 28, 2011 - 1 likes this
  • I'm so old, I forget. Am I on "Family Feud?"

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by pcrdds (14021 total points) - Report
  • I was 39 on my last birthday

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by captivate (2094 total points) - Report
    • Pluto68
      Pluto68 LOL captive8, I remember Jack Benny's running joke. and that makes me OLD!
      June 28, 2011 - 1 likes this
  • I'm as old as I feel. But this changes on a daily basis...

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by mzrpl (22506 total points) - Report
  • Old enough to clearly remember both V-E and V-J day.

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by 4Jimbo (8762 total points) - Report
  • Well, let's see..... if it takes Pluto 248 earth years to orbit the sun .... Hhhhmmmm.. Wow, I can't count that high ( I took off my shoes and everything ... including my shorts LOL)

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by Pluto68 (19012 total points) - Report
  • Gotta confession or two of my own. I'm a dinosaur. At least, that's what they used to call mainframe COBOL programmers; we seem to be going extinct with the newer languages coming along.

    Also, I have a retirement from the State of Texas; they pay me a (monthly!) annuity which the IRS insists is a "pension". I'm not old enough to be a pensioner! That's why I'm back at work and will eventually re-retire.

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by MrsDK (8461 total points) - Report
  • I have no problem telling you my age. I'm 36 and I have been that age for quite a few years by now. I intend on staying that age for as long as I can get away with it.

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by mc_alamo (13877 total points) - Report
  • If I told you I'd have to kill you. Since you're my friend, Mrs. DK, let's just drop the subject. OK?

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by Pat (9602 total points) - Report
  • I'm old enough to know better but I still do it.

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by FLUGG (34669 total points) - Report
  • I'm so old my birth certificate is in the National Archives!

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by pcrdds (14021 total points) - Report
  • Old as me hair and older than me teeth....

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by alan (261 total points) - Report
  • When I was born the Chairman of the Board of IBM predicted that by the end of the Twentieth Century every MAJOR nation would have a computer. Then North Korea invaded South Korea. One has to be careful about what they say.

    June 28, 2011
    Posted by Dave Cobb (18395 total points) - Report
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