Gotta confession or two of my own. I'm a dinosaur. At least, that's what they used to call mainframe COBOL programmers; we seem to be going extinct with the newer languages coming along.
Also, I have a retirement from the State of Texas; they pay me a (monthly!) annuity which the IRS insists is a "pension". I'm not old enough to be a pensioner! That's why I'm back at work and will eventually re-retire.