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If you were asked to write a NEW NURSERY RHYME, what would you write about?

Posted by Louise (899 total points) about July 9, 2011 in Entertainment & Music - 736 views - 17 total answers. Status: closed. - Report

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    Twas the night before Christmas,
    And all through the house,
    Not a creature was stirring,
    Except Mischevous Mouse.

    The stockings where standing,
    By the chimney with care,
    All stinking and smelling,
    For they were our only pair.

    >To be continued...
    >

    July 10, 2011
    Posted by kyoldster (4490 total points) - Report
    • Louise
      Louise Good to see Mischevous Mouse out again. We haven't heard from him in long time.
      July 11, 2011

  • Itsy bitsy I-Phone
    Itsy bitsy cell
    Where's my Apple Notebook
    Can work it so well
    Want a huge flatscreen
    Have Blue Tooth on my phone
    With all my modern gadgets
    I never am alone!

    July 10, 2011
    Posted by Linda (4774 total points) - Report

  • Mary had a little lamb
    and boy, was she surprised.
    But when old MacDonald had a farm
    the doctor nearly died.

    July 10, 2011
    Posted by Wabbit (7156 total points) - Report
    • MrsDK
      MrsDK LOL!
      July 10, 2011

  • Minnie and Mickey are two great mice,
    But did you know they were married twice?
    And why does Donald love Daisy Duck?
    'Cause Daisy really is one great ...Quacker!

    (these are for kiddies, Right?) LOL

    July 9, 2011
    Posted by Pluto68 (15677 total points) - Report

  • First mortgage, second mortgage
    third mortgage, and four
    fifth, and sixth seventh mortgage
    eighth one your out the door

    July 9, 2011
    Posted by Dave Cobb (16105 total points) - Report

  • Most importantly, I'd use all the words that rhyme with "orange".

    July 9, 2011
    Posted by mzrpl (20299 total points) - Report
    • pcrdds
      pcrdds Okay...do it!
      July 9, 2011 - 2 like this
    • Dave Cobb
      Dave Cobb Finding rhyming words for orange can make a poet so forlorng actor Green first name lornge and maybe a few of yourngr
      July 9, 2011
    • Linda
      Linda Easy!! Just change the language!! Dutch: oranje, Spanje, franje, kan je, Bretagne (agne and anje= same pronunciation), lasagne, kastanje... and DO NOT FORGET; champagne!! French: orange, mange, change, vidange, range...
      July 10, 2011 - 2 like this
    • Bernie Madoff
      Bernie Madoff MZ bought an orange, He ate it at Stonehenge
      July 10, 2011 - 1 likes this

  • Hickory Dickory Dock
    The mouse ran up the clock.
    The clock struck one
    and the rest escaped with minor injuries.

    July 10, 2011
    Posted by Wabbit (7156 total points) - Report

  • Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
    Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
    He put her in a pumpkin shell,
    And that's when everything went to hell.

    Gourd, what a mess.

    July 9, 2011
    Posted by FLUGG (30307 total points) - Report

  • There once was a girl from Nantucket...

    Oh wait...do you mean for kids???

    July 9, 2011
    Posted by FLUGG (30307 total points) - Report
    • mc_alamo
      mc_alamo I've heard the beginning of this poem plenty of times, but I've never heard the rest of it. I have no idea what comes after. How does it really go?
      July 10, 2011
    • Steve
      Steve my revised version follows
      July 10, 2011

  • There once was a gal from Nantucket
    Who kept her cash in a bucket
    She bought Apple real cheap
    Now theres too much to keep
    What the hell,
    she got her a well
    and now that's where she stuck it!

    July 10, 2011
    Posted by Steve (142 total points) - Report

  • Ding, dong, bell,
    Pussy’s in the well.
    Who put her in?
    Little Johnny Green.
    Who pulled her out?
    Little Tommy Stout.
    What a ROTTEN BRAT,
    To try to drown poor pussy cat,
    Who ne’er did him any harm,
    But killed all the mice in the farmer's barn.

    July 10, 2011
    Posted by tuxcladcat (5369 total points) - Report

  • I can't think up rhyme so quick, but it'd be something about cute kittens. Why aren't there any cute kitten nursery rhymes?!

    July 10, 2011
    Posted by NaturallyMe (233 total points) - Report
    • MrsDK
      MrsDK The three little kittens, they lost their mittens and they began to cry... for how this ends, see the Wikipedia article at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Lit...  more
      July 10, 2011 - 1 likes this
    • Linda
      Linda Mineke poes, aardige kat, muisjes vangen, hoe doe jij dat? Met mijn pootjes, sapperlootjes, want mijn staart is niet veel waard! (In English sth like: Minnie the cat, very nice cat, how do you catch mice? Well, with my paws of course, cos my tail isn'...  more
      July 10, 2011 - 1 likes this

  • I have met the perfect mate,
    I couldn't ask for more;
    They're Deaf; Dumb; and Over-Sexed,
    and They own a Liquor Store!

    July 10, 2011
    Posted by captivate (2099 total points) - Report
    • Steve
      Steve My dearly departed dad used that one a lot and he even had his own bar and liquor store.
      July 10, 2011

  • Mary had a little lamb
    this shocked her O.B. Gen
    wondered lsadly to his nurse
    Where has our Mary been

    July 9, 2011
    Posted by Dave Cobb (16105 total points) - Report

  • Humpty Dumpty after the fall,

    Sues the King and gets it ALL!

    July 9, 2011
    Posted by Wise1 (8771 total points) - Report

  • Georgie Porggie W-pie
    Kicked the Arabs made them cry
    North Korea came out to play
    Georgie Porgie stayed away

    July 9, 2011
    Posted by Dave Cobb (16105 total points) - Report

  • I love to swim in the ocean
    I love to swim in the sea
    But I hate when the water gets into my mouth
    'Cause I know everyone there will pee.

    July 10, 2011
    Posted by mc_alamo (11798 total points) - Report
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