In your own words finish this sentence.....If at first you don't succeed.........

Read the instructions.

August 18, 2011

Posted by Pat (8469 total points) - Report

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...then skydiving isn't for you.

August 18, 2011

Posted by FLUGG (30317 total points) - Report

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  Dave Cobb Ditto the Bomb Disposal Squad.

  August 18, 2011 - 2 like this

you're about average.

August 18, 2011

Posted by MrsDK (7709 total points) - Report

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  August 18, 2011

Cry, cry, again....^^^^waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh^^^^Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo

August 18, 2011

Posted by Wise1 (8771 total points) - Report

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Then screw it, it probably wasn't worth it anyway.

August 18, 2011

Posted by Wabbit (7156 total points) - Report

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Let your wife give it a shot.

August 18, 2011

Posted by Wabbit (7156 total points) - Report

sonata, mc_alamo, Dave Cobb and 1 other person like this.

Blame the failure on someone else.

August 18, 2011

Posted by Wabbit (7156 total points) - Report

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Blame Congress

August 18, 2011

Posted by pcrdds (11308 total points) - Report

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Then take a deep breath and sleep..:))

August 18, 2011

Posted by dodo (1271 total points) - Report

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....F*@k It!

August 18, 2011

Posted by Pluto68 (15695 total points) - Report

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...You better not try Sky Diving!

August 18, 2011

Posted by tuxcladcat (5369 total points) - Report

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...blame it on Bernie Madoff -- he screwed everyone.

August 18, 2011

Posted by mc_alamo (11803 total points) - Report

Dave Cobb likes this.

Get someone else to try & if they succeed, write it down for next time.

August 18, 2011

Posted by budcheng (12269 total points) - Report

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Turn over and go to sleep....

August 18, 2011

Posted by GusMan (169 total points) - Report

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  Wise1 I think you kinda' like her....!

  August 18, 2011
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  Pat You won't succeed on the second try either. Forget it.

  August 18, 2011 - 1 likes this

...then you're probably not a bird. CHEW the seed instead of sucking. I highly recommend sunflower.

August 18, 2011

Posted by mzrpl (20304 total points) - Report

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....you must have my job.

..... make sure that you load the gun!! here, let me fo it for you honey !!

Try second.

Wait a century and a half and try again - Rick Perry